NaBloPoMo Day 3: According to Dan: Life at the top of the food chain

While discussing our newly rented condo, which is at the top of two very long and steep flights of cement stairs.

Dan: "It could be worse."
Molly: "How?"
Dan: "Well, we could live in a treehouse."
Molly: "We'd still have crawl down to get food."
Dan: "We'd live in a tree and grow fruit."
Molly: "What would we do about protein?"
Dan: "Where there's fruit, there's monkeys."
Molly: I don't really want to eat monkeys."
Dan: "Are you sure? A little Howler Helper? No?"