NaBloPoMo Day 2: Only Gross People Read This Blog

Here are some search terms that have brought people here over the last month.

"Attitude - like the firmest of melons."
Is someone out there describing me like this? Because that's sort of awesome.

"Baby names that go with the name Wyatt."
Earp.

"Is having a bath bad if you are trying to conceive?"
Let me just speak for your husband: No.

"Mean daughter"
Mom, stop reading my blog. Seriously.

"Ok to have a drink while trying to conceive?"
Sure, but don't blame me if your kid's got gills.

"Pink cell phone gay?"
My cell phone doesn't have a sexual preference, but it is pink--fuschia really--and I am straight.