Friday, November 28, 2008

NaBloPoMo Day 28: Elephantitis of the Face

I'm just thinking, what's up with Javier Bardem's head? Why does it look so enormous on his body? He's so beautiful, and it's totally ruined by the effect that he looks like a bobblehead.


Javier, you are too fine to be so...bobbly. Seriously. Maybe it's that you're dressed in black, and it's slimming. Still.
I would wonder that you can even hold that giant melon up, except that I've seen your neck:

At least you didn't keep the Prince Valiant hair from "No Country For Old Men" which, to be honest, wasn't really helping the whole ginormous-head issue.

And in an unrelated tangent, what's up with Turtle being able to get Jamie Lynn Sigler in the season ender of "Entourage?" Seriously, Turtle, Jamie Lynn will always go for the Vincent Chase of the group. Always. Even if her therapist is right and she is addicted to losers--it's gonna be Johnny Drama for her. Accept your lot in life: the girl from the dog park with the giant face --you know, the one who was Joey's college roommate on "Dawson's Creek."

Come to think of it, maybe she's out of your league too. She's probably with Javier Bardem, their giant heads lolling helplessly on the ends of their comparatively tiny necks.

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