Monday, January 14, 2008

According To Dan: Sex Machine to all the Chicks

While attempting to read a box of cold medicine:

Dan: Don't take this if you are pregnant, are trying to become pregnant, if you might be prenant, if you are a mother...
Molly: If you have a mother, if you've ever seen a mother...
Dan: If you're Isaac Hays.
Molly: Because he's a bad motherf-
Dan: Shut your mouth.

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