I have notoriously difficult, unmanageable hair. It is curly, but curlier on my left than on my right. It is snarly, baby-fine, and highly breakable. It hangs in my face. It grows fast, and before I have paid the credit card bill for my last haircut, it needs to be cut again. It is a mass of differing, unflattering, and uninteresting colors. I can blow it out straight, but again, it's that snarly, baby-fine, and highly breakable problem again.
See? The ubiquitous fucking ponytail is better than this.