Monday, July 16, 2007

Worst Lyrics...Ever?

By Young M.C., circa 1991:
"Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry,
In five days from now, he's gonna marry.
He's hopin' you can make it there if you can
'Cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man."

1. In five days from now? He's hopin' you can make it there if you can? Was Young M.C. cutting class and going to Taco Bell the day that they taught English in English class?

2. Why are you going to be your best friend's brother's best man? Is Harry not available that day? Does Larry not have a best friend of his own?

Just wondering.

3 comments:

Heather said...

Gee, sorry I missed that song. Or not!

merseydotes said...

You say "Neato," check your libido and roll to the church in your new tuxedo.

Cause I'm sure all the rappers said "Neato" then.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

Maybe Harry is in jail.

You would be his stand in.

And thanks. Now I'm going to have "Bust a Move" stuck in my head all day.